the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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