It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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