Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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