did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
it was like eating out sand paper
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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