WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Farmville is her only friend.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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