i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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