Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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