is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You don't make any sense
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