You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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