You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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