Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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