If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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