what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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