the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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