He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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