I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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