I wannas sexs uuuuu
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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