wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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