Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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