I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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