Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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