So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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