I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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