i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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