So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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