Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Randomize