you mean i was at the winter classic?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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