Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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