I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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