: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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