is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It's blow job season.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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