just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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