have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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