Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Im part way to drunk.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Randomize
