I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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