i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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