do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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