I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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