It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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