She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You did what with his pubic hair?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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