is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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