Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's blow job season.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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