there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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