why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just found puke in my bra..
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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