: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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