brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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