So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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