i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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