I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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