we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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