If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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