Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Welp...herpes.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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