i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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