Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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