Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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