Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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