i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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