God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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