You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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