Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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