dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my phone needs a breathalizer
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My Sexting was not on an AP level
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
The ass gains better be worth it
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