Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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